The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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