Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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