i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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