The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Randomize
