We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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