The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
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