Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Randomize