: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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