I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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