I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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