ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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