Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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