Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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