What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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