What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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