This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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