I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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