Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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