The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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