I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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