Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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