So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
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