That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I just gift wrapped bread.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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