just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
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