Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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