My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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