I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
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