dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
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