Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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