well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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