So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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