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I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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