playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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