I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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