Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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