Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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