Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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