hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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