First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
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