Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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