Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
do herpes really smell.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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