So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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