just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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