By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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