I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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