like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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