should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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