We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I said "one day" and that day is not today
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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