Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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