you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
I look better un-naked...
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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