So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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