The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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