This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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