school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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