i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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