Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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