when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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