Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
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