we have officially lost it.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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